Historian Of Family Lore Gifts

'OK Grandpa, let's have it again - how tough was your childhood?'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Changes at home

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

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"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."