Historian Of Family Lore Prints

'OK Grandpa, let's have it again - how tough was your childhood?'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

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"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."