Family Historians Prints

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

Yomp & Sons & Grandchildern & Great Grandchildren LONGEVITY PRODUCTS

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"And here he is at 4'3", 90 lbs, up from 3'11', 58 lbs in 2014."

"Looking at these old photos reminds me of what a manipulative, gaslighting sadist mother was."

'That's Josh as a fat, bald baby. The only difference now is he has a goatee.'

Age & Youth

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"Ambitions... to become as knowledgeable as Grandad... excluding his level of computer skills."

Father and son conversation

Grandparents Anonymous

Tia Marisela sure has a big tombstone. I didn't know she was so important."

"I think you can learn a lot from Abuelita Zoraida?"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'