Family Tree Historian Prints

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Changes at home

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

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"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Great photo."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy."