Hipster Haven Lover Gifts

"More and more of my evenings seem to be ending at some stupid little place in Brooklyn."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Joined at the hipster.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A train's dining car is a diner.

What your guitar says about you.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."