Hipster Haven Lover Pillows

"More and more of my evenings seem to be ending at some stupid little place in Brooklyn."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

What your guitar says about you.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Hipster Coffee

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Hipsters knit their beards.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Handlebar Moustache Man