Hipster Aspirant Pillows

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Woke Jersey Shore

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Artisanal Pottery

Baby clinging to beard

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.