Hipster Aspirant Mugs

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Woke Jersey Shore

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Artisanal Pottery

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Baby clinging to beard

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Hipster Coffee

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