Hippo-crites T-Shirts

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

'I love rock festivals!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Peas on Earth.

"You folks ready to order?"

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

OUT of ORDER

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

Hippopotamus Bathroom

"I met Leo in San Francisco in 1967. He had flowers in his hair."

'Oh, stop complaining. All birds have cold feet!'

The first hippo in space turns out to be claustrophobic.