Hippo-crites Prints

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Peas on Earth.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'I love rock festivals!'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'You lookin at my bird?'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

Far out Man! A pot machine!

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

OUT of ORDER

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

Laugh all you want -- I get great mileage!

Hippopotamus Bathroom

Less Summer More Love

The first hippo in space turns out to be claustrophobic.