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"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

Any time is cake o'clock

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Give quiche a chance!

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"I might just get a pie."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Moon Pies.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"