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Eve gives Adam an apple pie

Apples for sale

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

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Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!