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'Give us this day our apple pie.'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Apples for sale

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree