Apple Pie Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Harold Plump: 'Here I lie . . . no apple pie.'

"The client wants a real homey ad campaign. How about a mom eating apple pie watching baseball during a home invasion!"

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

Apples for sale

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

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Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie