"Tell us about yourself, Pete."
Hip Pie Appreciator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the hip pie appreciator? Discover creative and witty products that highlight their passion for artisanal, gourmet, and classical pies. From stylish mugs to quirky prints, find something that perfectly captures their sweet spot. Whether they're a home baker or a pie lover, our selection celebrates their culinary enthusiasm with humor and charm, making every gift memorable.
Any time is cake o'clock
'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'
What the Doctor Ordered
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
"It's how he would have wanted to go."
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
Hot Pie Therapy
"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
Give quiche a chance!
"Joel! Killer crust!"
'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'
Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'
'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'
"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."
"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"
Non-Humble Pie.
"I might just get a pie."
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'
'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'
'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'
"Cut down on the custard pies."
'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'
'According to this, you ate all the pies.'
"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'
Moon Pies.
Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie
"Are you outta your gourd?!!"
Hip Pie Appreciator Gifts Collection
Hip Pie Appreciator Mugs
Explore our range of pie-themed mugs that are perfect for the hip pie lover in your life. Sip and smile with these witty designs.
Hip Pie Appreciator Pillows
Add charm and comfort to any room with pillows featuring playful pie motifs—ideal for the thoughtful pie enthusiast.
Hip Pie Appreciator Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that celebrate the art and humor of pies. A charming addition to any culinary or creative space.
Hip Pie Appreciator T-Shirts
Find unique t-shirts that let their love for pies shine. Fun, creative, and perfect for casual wear or baking days.