Hip Pie Appreciator Pillows

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

Any time is cake o'clock

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Give quiche a chance!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"I might just get a pie."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie