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Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Oh, crap.'

'Echo Tourism'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Snowmobull

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Climbing with the baby

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Little girl skiing.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

We can't go on meeting like this...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"