Himalayan Adventurer Gifts

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"Good game."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Fly Fishing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Parachuting bishop.

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you been working out?'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Skier flying past mountains

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."