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The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"Good game."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Fly Fishing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Parachuting bishop.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'