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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Echo Tourism'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Tzatzikicicle

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'