Highway Nomad Gifts

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Tarzan mobile phone

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Travel Scenes

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Urban Life.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Employment Office. I see by your resume that you don't stay in one place very long.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Farewell to the travellers

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Sally’s Tree

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Studies show that for every hour of time-zone shift, it takes three days to fully reestablish your circadian rhythm. Can't do the math? Here are some handy clues you may have jet-lag!

Campground Wi-fi.

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.