Highway Nomad Gifts

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Urban Life.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Travel Scenes

'Are we broke yet?'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Campground Wi-fi.

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Studies show that for every hour of time-zone shift, it takes three days to fully reestablish your circadian rhythm. Can't do the math? Here are some handy clues you may have jet-lag!

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Heart of America or Bypass

Sally’s Tree

Farewell to the travellers

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."