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'Come now, Mr Symes. I am a Master Chef. I'll admit the steaks are high. But then so are the rewards.'

Witch's Brew.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

Cooking With Pollock.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Baker

"I don't like it."

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

Lobster potion.

MasterWitch

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"The usual"

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

Political Definitions: Brinkmanship

BBQ

Life of Riley #2: Baccarat.

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

"Al dente!"

'Pretender' - the meat before you tenderize it.

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

'I feel like chicken tonight' - A rooster gets ready for a night on the town.

"Card games can be expensive."

"No, honey... I've just never known anyone to fix eggs in the toaster!"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling.'