High School Dynamics Expert Pillows

"This is my friend Estella."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Respected Again!

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

"That's against the rules...."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

'We're no longer called 'Children', we're called 'Age Disadvantaged'!'

'Your teacher says he finds it impossible to teach you.'

The interpreter

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

Will be back at 4...

Mistress and servant

"Howard's like his old lawnmower when it comes to spring cleaning - he's hard to start, not too sharp, and backfires a lot."

Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison

'Teachers' Dreams' 'You may have a B.IP., a Behavioral Intervention Plan, but I've I got a T.I.P, a Teacher Intervention Plan, that trumps your B.I.P.'

'Let's become one...ME.'

"Would you have liked any help?"

'Luck is when good classroom management skill meets a day when the disruptive students are absent.'

"I need to talk about my inner life."

Man asserting his authority from under the bed

"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"

Have your emails opened here - 10c each.

"Now, Allison, do you have any idea why the other students are always picking on you?"