High School Dynamics Expert T-Shirts

"This is my friend Estella."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Respected Again!

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Oh,he's ok if you get on the right side of him.'

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

"That's against the rules...."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

Just because you'll never have a boyfriend doesn't mean you get to bring everyone else down. Who cares about dating? Brnng. I'll get it. It's your prince. Hi? It's, um, Amy? Is, um, Teddy, like, there? Sure. I'll give you to him!

In the final days of summer vacation, teachers make their critical student trades.

'We're no longer called 'Children', we're called 'Age Disadvantaged'!'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

The interpreter

Will be back at 4...

'Your teacher says he finds it impossible to teach you.'

Mistress and servant

Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison

"Howard's like his old lawnmower when it comes to spring cleaning - he's hard to start, not too sharp, and backfires a lot."

'Teachers' Dreams' 'You may have a B.IP., a Behavioral Intervention Plan, but I've I got a T.I.P, a Teacher Intervention Plan, that trumps your B.I.P.'

The faculties new biker gang dress code dramatically reduced discipline problems at Welsner Junior High.

'Let's become one...ME.'

"Would you have liked any help?"

'Luck is when good classroom management skill meets a day when the disruptive students are absent.'

"I need to talk about my inner life."

Man asserting his authority from under the bed

"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"

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