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"That's why this is a middle school. We're always stuck between the parents and the administration."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

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"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder – don’t eat it!"

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

'Don't look at this as a demotion, look at it as the stripping away of your last shred of dignity.'

'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

"I'm used to dealing with grievances. I've been married for 30 years."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'

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'I, too, didn't think cats ate homework.'

'It's the boss' attempt to convey a certain openness'

"Who'd like to go first?"

"That's against the rules...."

I've created a new policy that is both arbitrary and inconsistent.

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

Right where I want them...

'Since when did we start getting report cards, too?'

"I don't get it! Why do Young Master have to go to school for years? I learnt everything I needed to know from my mum in a few months. . ."

'Yes, I received the review copy of 'Running a School is a Snap' that you sent. I found it to be a very useful book.'

It's good to expand successful schools, but isn't there a danger of over-extending the catchment area.

'We're no longer called 'Children', we're called 'Age Disadvantaged'!'

'I know you're on drugs boy. You've been seen with the supply teacher.'

"I had no idea your secretary was so young and attractive - she won't find it difficult to get another job."