High School Crush Pillows

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"Now that's reality TV."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'Burl's on a diet. . . his high school class reunion is this Friday.'

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"We'll always have the food court."

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"I heard smart girls like smart guys."

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

Cronies reunited.

Spring Breakers! The Resort accepts 18 year olds!

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"

Ryan Beardsley is a deadbeat. Why are you stuck on him? I'm not stuck. He leads the good life by sponging off the raise and avoiding work. I didn't know that! How cools that he's a man of leisure!

"Oh no! Buy new clothes so I can go on a date, and then I have to ask dad for a ride to the movies, and I got this pimple last week right on my chin! Why is this happening?!"

Then vs. now

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'

Bank. I dreamed last night that I was back in high school, and I forgot my locker combination.

"Remember him? He's the bully who used to put those 'Kick Me' signs on our backs."

"Tyler, you're creepy, weird and disgusting. Signed, Gracie."

'I've always been a geek. In high school I was voted least likely to suffer from jock itch.'

"Do you want to share?"

"Oh great, it's the two biggest losers from my high school."