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"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"What's a patent?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Talk nerdy to me."

LAY ZEE FUK

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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