Boyfriend Pillows

"You are my blue beach glass."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

'Well I'm sorry Michael, but size does matter to me.'

Happy Valentine's Day

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.

The male conversation enhancement pill.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

Stop hogging the sheets

"Of course I'm listening. I'm in a heightened state of alert."

Ahhh...young and in love, a thrifty Mr. Tramp selects only the best flowers for ever date...

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Undercover Fashion Police

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Valentines Balloons

You are the wasabi on my sushi

"So that's your final answer."

The Emergence Of Language

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

'I can't believe I went out with an apostrophe. He was so possessive.'