High School Romance Pillows

"Now that's reality TV."

"There's got to be more to dating than just kissing your girlfriend goodbye. I just don't know what it would be."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

Young Love

"We'll always have the food court."

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

Cronies reunited.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Spring Breakers! The Resort accepts 18 year olds!

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

'Come on, man. What would our high school reunion be without Mr. Cool?'