Childhood Crush Pillows

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Haircuts

Bike Rides

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Recess does things to a man."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Jack in the Box

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Playground reputation.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Sliding Down the Banister

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"'A', I'm adorable."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."