Teen Crushes Pillows

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Playground reputation.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

Up for a joyride, rebellious barnyard teens figure out how to hotwire the truck....

Love note discovered by teacher

"You should have told me you needed advice."

Boy singing a love song