Teen Crushes Pillows

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Playground reputation.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

Up for a joyride, rebellious barnyard teens figure out how to hotwire the truck....

Love note discovered by teacher

"You should have told me you needed advice."

How was the canoeing? Mmm � Is Twig ok? Yeah. She found a new flotation device. Oh? A cute guy across the lake.

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

"So, if you could date anyone, who would it be?"