High-risk Investments Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for someone passionate about high-risk investments? Our collection features humorous and insightful items that celebrate the thrill of taking financial chances. Whether they’re stock traders or venture capitalists, these products are a fun nod to their daring spirit. Find something that captures their love for risk and reward, with designs that bring a touch of humor and intelligence to their everyday essentials.

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Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin. mockup

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick mockup

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

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On the brink.

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"Siri, find an ICU near me."

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I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart. mockup

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

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Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill mockup

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

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"What do you mean, the market rallied?" mockup

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

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'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.' mockup

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

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'They're playing house.'

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'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.' mockup

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

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'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.' mockup

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

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Bought GE stock at its high.

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'How did your big investment go, dear?' mockup

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

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'What's your tolerance for risk?' mockup

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

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"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

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'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.' mockup

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

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'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.'

'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.' mockup

'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.'

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They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich. mockup

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

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"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation." mockup

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

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"I hope you know that's a mutual fund and not a sole proprietorship."

"I hope you know that's a mutual fund and not a sole proprietorship." mockup

"I hope you know that's a mutual fund and not a sole proprietorship."

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Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button. mockup

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

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Aggressive investing.

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'When do we start playing for keeps?' mockup

'When do we start playing for keeps?'

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"My whole goddam MacArthur is in Nasdaq."

"My whole goddam MacArthur is in Nasdaq." mockup

"My whole goddam MacArthur is in Nasdaq."

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Ron adopted an unorthodox approach to making investment decisions.

Ron adopted an unorthodox approach to making investment decisions. mockup

Ron adopted an unorthodox approach to making investment decisions.

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"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office."

"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office." mockup

"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office."

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'Having investment jitters when the market is not experiencing jitters, is perfectly normal.'

'Having investment jitters when the market is not experiencing jitters, is perfectly normal.' mockup

'Having investment jitters when the market is not experiencing jitters, is perfectly normal.'

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"This is what I wanted to show you, Gentlemen - a wonderful buying opportunity"

"This is what I wanted to show you, Gentlemen - a wonderful buying opportunity" mockup

"This is what I wanted to show you, Gentlemen - a wonderful buying opportunity"

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"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme." mockup

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

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The Cowards Way Out.

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Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window. mockup

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

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'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?' mockup

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'

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'I win!!

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'Let me guess; another stock that was easy to buy at 44, but difficult at 5.'

'Let me guess; another stock that was easy to buy at 44, but difficult at 5.' mockup

'Let me guess; another stock that was easy to buy at 44, but difficult at 5.'

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High-risk Investments Gifts Collection

High-risk Investments Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty takes on high-risk investments — perfect for traders and risk lovers to start their day with a smile.

High-risk Investments Pillows

Discover humorous pillows inspired by high-stakes investing — a fun addition to any finance buff’s living space.

High-risk Investments Prints

Browse our stylish prints that capture the spirit of high-risk investments, ideal for decorating your home or office with a witty touch.

High-risk Investments T-Shirts

Check out our fun and clever t-shirts celebrating the daring world of high-risk investments — great for anyone who loves a bold statement.