High-octane Snowmobilers Gifts

"Happy?"

Snowmobull

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Running out of Gas.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Boxing Snowmen.

"Turns out it was all water weight."

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'Where the hell is my team ?'

Snowmobile.

'Why trees kill skiers'

Winter Border Wall

"You mean to tell me that drift is as tall as you are?!"

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Snow Mobile Crossing.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Bears throwing snowballs at a man on a snowmobile.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

Godziller vs. Frosty

Skier.