High-fiber Foodie Pillows

Nun shakes out the farts from under her habit.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'What are you eating now?'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"Here's your sweater back."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Eye of Newt Helper

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles