Natural Fibre Enthusiast Pillows

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Here's your sweater back."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

The screaming fart.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

The wool club for mammoths.