Natural Fibre Enthusiast Mugs

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Here's your sweater back."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Genetic Manipulation

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'