Higgs Hunter Pillows

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Paranormal A-Z...

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

Channelling on the Cheap

Bottle Distillery

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Ace headhunters.

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'I was headhunted.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'Mr Smith, when we contracted you to headhunt the CEO of a multinational company...'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"