Higgs Hunter Gifts

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Paranormal A-Z...

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bottle Distillery

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Ace headhunters.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'I was headhunted.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'