Head Hunter Pillows

'I saw your profile on Linksin.'

"Hello, sir, I'm Charles Henderson, and I'm head of a successful executive search company."

'We don't settle for second best... And Bleargh here is the best in the galaxy.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"I only hire the best of the best. Now go and get me God's mobile number!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Paranormal A-Z...

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."