Headhunter With A Heart Pillows

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

The New Normal

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Girl in cow onesie.

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Ace headhunters.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'I was headhunted.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

'Mr Smith, when we contracted you to headhunt the CEO of a multinational company...'

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

William Tell Executions.

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"While we're protecting like hell against brain-drain, they come in and raid all our brown-noses!"

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"With you in a minute, chief—there's a headhunter on the line who's after me."