Head Hunter Mugs

'I saw your profile on Linksin.'

"Hello, sir, I'm Charles Henderson, and I'm head of a successful executive search company."

'We don't settle for second best... And Bleargh here is the best in the galaxy.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"I only hire the best of the best. Now go and get me God's mobile number!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

Paranormal A-Z...

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'