Headhunter Mugs

Over enthusiastic headhunter

Right,so you're looking for someone with magic circle experience in M&A ,litigation and finance with a set of blue chip clients and the freedom to work ANYWHERE...would you like them to walk on water and turn water into wine as well?

'Hi, guess who just got head hunted?'

'References from his current employer are outstanding. They must really want to get rid of him.'

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'

'Sir, it looks like 'Milton and Clayborn' are trying to lure away some of our people again.'

I don't know what it is but I just think the chap in the middle would fit into the firm REALLY well.

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

"That mover you headhunted for me turned out to be a shaker."

'How do you do, Sir? My name is John L. Flagman, and I run a successful executive search firm.'

'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'

'I was headhunted.'

When you made that job offer...you didn't by any chance press 'send all' by mistake did you?

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

'Tell me, Mr Tolteck, have you applied for the headhunter or the key account manager position?'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

When I said ' make him an offer he can't refuse' I meant an enhanced relocation package you idiot.

"Do you think this would work for the Wilkin's account."

Head Hunting.

"When I said I wanted him for the firm 'dead or alive' the emphasis was on 'alive'."

'I'm a headhunter and I try to match highly skilled candidates with corporate clients. A degree in sociology of marsupials simply won't qualify.'

"I'd like you to find a new employer for my financial director."

This castle manager job better be for real.

Ace headhunters.

"With you in a minute, chief—there's a headhunter on the line who's after me."

"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

Job Transfer.

Executive Washroom - "It must feel wonderful - I've never been headhunted."

'Mr. Crusoe, I'm concerned about this twenty-year gap between positions.'

Not that kind of networking, sorry!

'I said Skype him.'