Hieroglyphic Humorists Pillows

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Writer's block?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"Crap. I overslept."

Geekasaurus.

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

"I can't take another memoir."

The Nosy Cleaner

"I think the lines down!"

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

Communication: Then and Now

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"You don't look a day over 3030."