Hieroglyphics Humorist Pillows

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

Drawing of ancient golfer

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Writer's block?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

The Nosy Cleaner

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"I can't take another memoir."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

Communication: Then and Now

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"