Hieroglyphics Humorist Pillows

Drawing of ancient golfer

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Writer's block?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"I can't take another memoir."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

The Nosy Cleaner

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

Communication: Then and Now

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'