Hieroglyphic Humorists Gifts

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Writer's block?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Geekasaurus.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"Crap. I overslept."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

"I think the lines down!"

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

Communication: Then and Now

"You don't look a day over 3030."

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."