Hierarchy Hackers T-Shirts

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Gadget geek.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'You are here.'

"I like to keep things simple."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

You are here.

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

Golf Hil Divot

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

You've got to admire his spunk.

The boss is always right.

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'