Hierarchy Hackers Gifts

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

Gadget geek.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'You are here.'

"I like to keep things simple."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

You are here.

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

Golf Hil Divot

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

The boss is always right.

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'