System Hackers Gifts

'We want to beat the system, but we want the system to keep playing.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'Great news! We're not outsourcing your job, just your pay.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Never marry an engineer."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'