Hidden Pond Adventurer Gifts

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Cruise.

'No surf?'

"That's the deep end."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"That's my boy!"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'How do I know your ours?'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Canoeing Incorrectly

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Pedalo Racer