Hibernation Skeptics Gifts

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I don't have anything against you in particular. My disdain encompasses humanity as a whole."

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

The Hibernation Channel

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."