Hibernation Skeptics Gifts

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"I don't have anything against you in particular. My disdain encompasses humanity as a whole."

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

The Hibernation Channel

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"