Hibernating Athlete Gifts

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Putting Practice.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Goal!"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Inactive wear store.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Easy chair exercise machines

'He's in training for the Olympics'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."